Are you beer? Cause you're so intoxicating.
Are you butt dialing me? Cause I think that ass is calling to me.
Are you from Japan? Cause I'm trying to get into your japanties (Twaimz)
Are you from China? Cause I'm China-fuck (Twaimz)
I bet if Satan saw you, he wouldn't kill you.
I see London, I see France, I see one very nice ass.
I don't know much about pie, but you make my banana cream.
Is it alright if I walk you home? Cause my mom always told me to follow my dreams.
You have a very nice bed. Mind if I Slytherin?
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