I begin to hear loud moans and rough banging from the apartment above mine.
Ugh, I'm /trying/ to write a book! Ever heard of making a living? Only a week since I've moved here to London, and I'm already getting pissed at my neighbors/fellow apartment building people? Seriously?
I get annoyed, but I'm already horny as hell. My mind starts going all over. Trying to shake away my dirty thoughts on the image of what they might be doing, I trudge up the stairs and find the door with the sounds of pleasure coming from inside. I knock.
"Excuse me...? HELLO?" I call out in desperation for a little peace. The voices drift down. The door in front of me opens after a minute or two, and widens to present a beautiful guy with chocolate brown hair and eyes. /In a towel, dripping wet./ Little drops of water dribble down the guy's tanned legs and onto the wood floor beneath him. Speaking of being wet.... I was turned on immensely.
I bite my lip. I immediately stop tapping one of my checkered red and white vans on the ground in impatience.
"Um...?" My eyes widen. I don't really know what to say now that I'm in this perfect human being's presence. Wow. He's /HOT/.
The sex god sighs in lack of their carefulness about noise. He trips over his words. "Shit, I'm sorry... Uh, I didn't mean- we didn't mean- uhm..." I brush it off slightly, not wanting him to feel bad. After all, I'm secretly hoping they continue. I'm so jealous of who he's fucking though...
"No, um, it was... I mean, it wasn't okay because I'm below and well... I- I don't know." I mentally facepalm myself, and I feel my cheeks go hot. Shit! I sound so stupid it /hurts./
A sly smirk creeps up on the mouth of this hobbit haired stranger. His eyes travel down from mine and all the way down and up again, taking in my figure. He licks his lips. My lady boner throbs once. The brunette stares back into my eyes, a little glint in his own.
My heart beats fast. My thighs feel like they are aching to be touched. Wanting to be touched by /him/. The guy chuckles, and I realize I was fucking /gaping/ at him! I close my jaw quickly as I blush more than I had already been.
/Great./
My gaze darts to the side, not looking the handsome devil. Tempting me till it hurt, he smiles. Was this what hell felt like?
After what seemed like forever,(which, being reasonable, was probably about 7 seconds after I looked away), he steps forward towards me, filling the gap that had been between us. He places his hands gently but firmly on the back of my neck and leans in to the left side of my head. My .sudden new crush presses his soft lips against my ear, his cheek on my cheek, breathing lightly. My breath catches in my throat, practically /choking/ on the sexual tension.
With an innocent tenderness, he whispers "Would you like to join us?"
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