CHEESY PICK UP LINES

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I HAVE TOO MANY OF THESE IN MY PHOTOS! While I love cheesy everything-even cheesy cheese- they ARE KINDA ANNOYING. Yeah. They really are. They REALLY ARE. Um. That actually might be all this chapter of rant consists of.." THEY REALLY ARE" or some variation. My Bad. Well anyways. When cheesy pick up lines are used on you they are annoying. Even "Will you be the bae, cause you are baetiful." Yes. This has been said to me before. Obviously, I was like "Uh. What's your name again?" and slowly put in my earbuds and walked away as One would walk away from a snake, listening to Midnight Beast at full blast. Then I ran to my "Son" (inside joke) and danced my little dance.  Yeah. Um. Well. I ended up dating that guy. He broke up with me. Twice. WE DIDN'T EVEN GO OUT TWICE! He broke up with me.... next chapter. Next chapter. Well this chapter was only 160 something words. MY BAD.

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