DISCLAIMER**THIS IS NOT SAYING ALL GUYS ARE STUPID MY BEST FRIEND IS A GUY. JUST THIS ONE GUY
Yeah. Well if you are reading this and you know me, you know who I am talking about. But just in case you don't know me, I will give them fake names. Not far from their names though. The stupid guy can be... Carl. The friend can be... Jake. And I am Alla.
JAKE
(Calls Alla over) Hey, Alla.
ALLA
Hey...(looks over at Carl, who she currently likes.)
JAKE
Carl wants to ask you to be his girlfriend.
ALLA
Well is it a dare?
(Both boys shake their head no)
ALLA
Well then ok.
(Walks away and talks to friends)
**Weeks of not talking much. Alla says hi occasionally and gets dirty glances from Carl.**
(Text)
CARL
Hey this isn't working out. You never talk to me.
ALLA
(Ignores last sentence) (Cannot text back)
(SCHOOL)
JAKE
Alla. Carl is breaking up with you.
ALLA
Kinda anticipated this.(Walks away disappointed)
(Checks phone later can text now)
(TEXT)
ALLA
Oh. Friends I guess?
CARL
Yeah.
ALLA
(All the sudden outraged and sees clearly)
Sorry, can't text you anymore. Bye, JERK.
(PROMPTLY DELETES MESSAGE)
SO YES THIS GUY WAS STUPID HE
DUMPED ME TWICE IN THE TWO WORST WAYS.
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HumorYes, I know there are too many of these. Buuut. I am a trend-follower, not a trend-setter...oops. MY BAD
