donald trump and bob saget-an illegal love story

deez nuts campaign

BOB'S POV

i waik up @ da crak of dawn n sign on2 tumbla. follow mi, mi url iz iwannalicknialls10inchstickofrolos

i tipe in ma oldest dawta, her name is deez nuts, n i msg her

iwannalicknialls10inchstickofrolos: hai deez nuts hows ur presidentel champagne goin along

petewentzgetswetwhenheseesme: omg dad stahp embairasing mi!1!1!1! itz gud i hav a national debait 2morro

WHUT?!????!!"!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!

iwannalicknialls10inchstickofrolos: how cum u neva told mi

petewentzgetswetwhenheseesme: i did u were just so bizzy on cleening up dat mess dat u n uncle joey n jesse maid in ur bed last nite...whut was dat white stuff dat i found neway?

iwannalicknialls10inchstickofrolos: nutin

i smiled

iwannalicknialls10inchstickofrolos: ill cum 2 ur debait

i clows my laptop n showt "RISE N SHINE MOTHAFUCKAS!1!1!1!1!11!11!1!1!"

"DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD STAHP INTERRUPTING OUR NETFLIKS N  CHILL SESHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" mi otha dawta stephanie showts

"MY PULL OUT GAIM IS STRONG AF" a boi showts.

i rol mi eyes "AMAZON PRIME N RECLINE IS BETTA"

i walk 2 mi yunga dawta, meesh's r00m

"U DOCTA YET?????????????????????????????????????" i showt

she smilez "not untill the 12th docta diez" she iz rebloggin pics of david tennis' dik

"TALK 2 MI WEN U DOCTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" i slam da door

n den i hear uncle jesse playin fuCKIN ELVIS PRESLEY OMG WTF!??????????!?!?!?????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Y CANT HE PLAI HAIRY STYLEZ SOLOZ!?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

joey iz da onlee 1 in da familee dat i lyk ;) butt he iz in the ILLUMINATI sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo

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I CANT WAIT 2 GO 2 DA DEBAIT N GET AWAI FRUM MI TWILITE FANDOM FAMILEE :::::::::::::::::))))))))))))))))))))))