Calum is horny,
Calum wood.
Calum is an angry teenager,
Calum misunderstood.
Calum was able to but he didn't,
Calum could.
Calum got an A,
Calum good.
Who's gonna take my virginity?
Calum should.
Calum gets in a fight,
Calum blood.
Calum joined a cult,
Calum brotherhood.
There were no seats,
So Calum stood.
Calum is so ghetto,
He's Calum Hood.
