Hello, my name is Theo Sage Kameron. I am not like all the "normal" boys. I was born a female and conformed as such until the age of 11. Then I started cutting my hair and wearing looser fitting clothes. I am 14 now. Being biologically female wouldn't be such a problem if these huge lumps of fat would fly away from my chest. I despise them. I've always had a "bigger" figure. Ever since I was 6. This is also a problem because I am trying to obtain a "boyish" figure. Another thing I do not like is how people treat me. When I tell people I'm a boy a I expect them to treat me like how they treat all the "normal" boys but they don't. "Miss" this "she" that "her", "her", "her", "her", "her"
That's all I would hear. Well until that faitful day."Hello, theo!" I heard a mysterious, but some how familliar voice call to me while I was reading under the old oak tree. I would describe the voice as very calm and androgynous. I put down my book. I looked to my left, then again to my right. No one was around! "Heeeelllo, Theeeooo" the voice called again. "Down here!" there stood a very short person with darker skin and long curly hair wearing a long black robe. "Who are you?!" "follow me and find out." they ran towards a rabbit hole and just as they were about to go down it I yelled "stop! I can't fit through there. I'm too fat." "all you have to do is believe." the mysterious person snickered while jumping down the hole. I decided to try and jump through too. And I don't know if it was magic- or I had just lost enough weight to fit- but I slid right in! All I could hear while I was falling was various different voices whispering the word "theoland". I was falling for quite a while. It started to make my head hurt. Finally I landed on a giant pink pillow. "There you are you little-" "No time to explain, drink this!" they tipped my head back and forced me to drink out of a clear vile filled with sparkly blue liquid. It tasted like apple juice mixed with strawberries. I have to admit it tasted pretty good. "Hey! Stop tha..." I didn't finish my sentence. Next thing I knew I woke up on the same pink pillow I had landed on. Nothing appeared to be different but I had a nagging feeling that something was different! I looked down. MY CHEST! IT WAS COMPLETELY FLAT! A-And my stomach was slimmer. "What did you make me drink!?"
"Calm down, child. T'was only dysphoriex." "Huh?!" you could tell by looking at my face that I was confused. "Dysphoriex! It takes all the things that make you feel dysphoric about your body and makes them go POOF! Extinct!"
"Thank you but where am I? and who are you?" "I am Barry and this is Theoland!" "Huh? Theoland?" I was still confused. "Theoland!" "Okayy. Soooo Barry, what is your gender?"
"Huh?!" Barry replied. Now they were confused. "What is a gender?! We don't have genders in Theoland!" "Ooh... Do you have pronouns here? Like what are you called?" "I just told you! I'm Barry!" "Noooo I mean like him, her, they, them, it, etc. Stuff like that" "Oh we have those! They're called placers." "Oh." I replied. "So what is your placer, Barry?" "Ixm." ixm replied. "Okay, that's what I will use for your placer!"
"Walk this way!" Ixm pointed a boney finger with long nails towards a hall. I obeyed and followed ixm.
We had been walking for quite some time when suddenly a bright yellow light came towards us. It was so bright I had to cover my eyes. The light started to move... Then I realized it wasn't a light at all. "Fairies!" I exclaimed. "They're actually called clumseyflyers." "Why are they called that?!" suddenly one of the clumseyflyers started swerving and flew face first into the wall. "Oh. Now I understand."
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Theoland
AdventureThis was a dream I had and I felt it was so good that I had to wake up and write about it.