part one

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today i died. tomorrow i will become jesus. dinosaurs will soon rome the earth and the smol bean shall finally go to space. will the spooky skelletons ever speak? will the moon ever be gray? the colors of winter appear very brown and dull. everything and everyone is dying. my music keeps shuffling my chemical romance, i am not okay. thus is triggering me. im walking to school and i decide to walk in front of a bus. i die again for the seventh time this week. i resurect and then immediately go eat some mac and cheese. popsicles became tan and humans became green. josh dun gets hit by thomas the train. tyler joseph gets forced by two crazy fans to use an exit bag. lauren repeatidly slams her head into the sidewalk. allie then scoops ut her eyes and replaces then with cadbury eggs. katy perry appears out of nowhere, she roars at the dead bodies. she sets up a funeral and sings firework on repeat. people get really annoyed by katy so they throw rocks at her until she dies.

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