Life Goes On

Gods...

To: The 7 and their friends:-

Who's your favourite god?

Percy: Athena.....
Athena: I approve!
Percy: .... And Poseidon
Athena: Not!
Poseidon: Thanks son!
Annabeth: Athena and Aphrodite.
Everybody: What?! Aphrodite?!
Annabeth: Yep. For getting Percy and me together.
Aphrodite: Why, thank you!
Jason: Poseidon.
Zeus: Son?!
Jason: Yes dad?
Zeus: ....
Piper: Poseidon....
Poseidon: Booyah, Zeus and Aphrodite! In yo face!!
Leo: Hephaestus and Poseidon.
Hephaestus: Festus is fixed and alright. In B9 if you know what I mean!
Leo: Yeah, dad!! You rock!
Hephaestus: As if I don't know...
Thalia: Artemis and Hestia
Artemis: Thalia, you are promoted in rank from Lieutenant to Leader!
Hestia: Awwwww.....
Nico: What the Hades?! What kind of question is this? But if I have to choose, then Poseidon....
Hades: I knew I liked your sister better...
Nico: And this is why I did not choose you....
Hades: ......
Nico: .....
Poseidon: .......
Everyone: ......
Me: Let's wrap this up! Poseidon wins!!
Poseidon: Booyah! In yo face!
Everyone: .......
Zeus and Hades: We're not related to him.
Me: Yeah, yeah. Just gimme the drachmas and I'mma get outta here!
Zeus: Here you go!
Me: Thanks *exits* Crazy people.
Gods: We heard that!
Me: Please don't kill me!
Gods: We won't if you keep making these!
Me: It's a deal.

Hey cookies!! So, what's up? I know I haven't uppiedated for a long time, but I was grounded. 😤😤😤. But here it is! Hope you like it! Most of them are gonna b like this only now. Comment your agree or disagree ment. Chappie dedicated to bookobsessed13 . Vote comment whatever. Also, I haven't been putting my sign off, so here it is- with a different emoji each time!
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