Two Odd Friends

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╚═╩═╩═╝ After lunch we sat outside. "So you three are going to be the only ones living here after we leave, huh," Naruto says over the announcement we've just heard at lunch. Well I've just heard, they talked about this over breakfast.

  "I may leave a few weeks after and go find a place to my liking," Kimimaro says.

  "What about you Sasuke? You haven't had a home since you left the village," Sakura says.

  "Hn," was Sasuke's reply.

  "We will be going to the same school, won't we?" I ask out of curiosity.

  "Only you and I will be in the same grade," Kimimaro says.

  Sakura looked as if she was going to say something but bit her tongue.

  "What is it, Sakura?" Sasuke says.

  "Hm, it's nothing."

  "Spit it out," Sasuke warns.

  "It's just, you guys were once a threat to the leaf so Lady Tsunade's' taken strict precautions on where you would  live and, in this case, go to school."

  All three of us stare at her in unison.

  "What?" Naruto says, "Sakura what do you mean?"

  The backdoor opens and in appears Kakashi's head, "Sakura could I speak to you for a moment?"  When she leaves we all stand there astonished with heads in a haywire expression.

  "What should we do now?" I ask more to myself than to the group of guys around me.

  "We should tell jokes," Kimimaro says, "I haven't heard any and, this would be interesting."

   "Okay, you first?"

  "Um... alright, define the pair of bones joining the breastbone to the shoulder blades," he says.

  "Oh, I got this, bone," Naruto quickly answers.

  "Dobe you have to know what the bone is called."

  "Neck bone?" I ask rather than answer. He shakes his head 'no'.

  He sighed ducking his head, "collarbone."

  My lips squirm a bit, "that's not a joke," Naruto says.

  I nod with recognition, "it really isn't a joke."

  "Whatever."

  "I got one," he then smacks Sasuke in the face.

  "What the heck, Naruto?" he says holding his red cheek.

  "Mosquito," he laughs.

  "Okay, I'm pretty sure that wasn't a joke," Kimimaro says, "and mine was pretty funny."

  "Okay, I got one, I got one. Why did the chicken-"

  "KFC, Popeye, McDonald's!"

  "Naruto, wait till I'm finished. Okay-"

  "Okay, maybe this joking around thing was a bad idea. We should do something else," Kimimaro interrupts. 

  "Hn," Sasuke agrees.

  "Just listen one sec, why did the chicken cross the road?" 

  They all look at me like I contracted malaria or something.

  "Go on, guess."

  "Because it needed to take a dump."

  I glare at Naruto, "guess again. Kimimaro, what do you think?"

  "It didn't, it got hit by a car and died."

  "Wha-no, no that is not it. Its not anything gross," I look at Naruto, "or not anything bad that happened," I look at Kimimaro. "Saskue, tell me what do you think."

  "Are you okay? There's Advil in the kitchen," Sasuke says.

  I sigh," to get to the other side."

  They all look at each other, get up and go inside. Was that joke really that bad?