The best story ever made by a sea creature

Advice

Now for all you people who have subscribed to me or just found this book by mistake I am here to give you advice for writing your own book.

1. Just write about what you love and if that doesn't work, cry yourself to sleep.

2. Make it funny nobody likes a depressing book that will make them cry themselves to sleep.

3. Have animals everybody loves animals

4. Think of yourself like a god and all the other people in this world are losers and suck at writing but remember you cry yourself to sleep.

5. Make it about you but with a little twist

7. Base characters of friends, family, and celebrities

8.Cry yourself to sleep

9. You made a book congratulations I will be looking for it in the trash box.

Thats it hope you made a great (horrible) book.

Bye <( " <)