Absalom x Reader : Erosalom (mushy Lemon alert!)

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"Tsk. Why is this weird guy coming here again.." you whispered to yourself as you saw the door opened on it's own.

"ABSALOM!!" you yelled and threw a book to a corner, where it hit something and fell on the floor.

"Awww.. " A figure materialized and a man with shoulder length blond hair and lion muzzle as mouth appeared.

"Stop tip-toeing in! I could hear you move!" You screamed and he grinned and purred.

"Are you sure you dont want me to company you, my wife? It's getting late." Absalom said and he got closer, whispering next to your ear.

You shuddered at the mention of 'wife', and on the verge of crying. It's only been a week after you got married to him, after your aunt sold you to the Thriller Bark Pirates.

At first, Dr. Hogback wanted to turn you into a zombie, but 'luckily' Absalom was eagerly searching for a bride and you got married the night you were sold to the pirates.

Luckily? Not only people called him Erosalom, he is VERY touchy and always try to steal kisses from you. You tried to set and since the kiss of the wedding ceremony, he never able to get near you.

"(y/n)~~... I'm asking you a question~~" He put his arms around your shoulder and you turned rigid with fury.

"Get out!" You stabbed his arm with a penknife and he howled, before turning invisible and the door was slammed.

You looked at the door and started yelling. "I KNOW YOU ARE STILL IN THIS ROOM!!"

You heard giggling before the door opened again, and he was really gone now. He must be wondering as to how you knew he was around you eventhough he was invisible.

You will always will know if a man is around you because the air will be different and you will get goosebumps.

You never know a man before. Not before you were sold by your aunt who needed to pay her gambling debt. To be really honest, you dont like her either.

If that Erosalom knew... You shuddered.

You continued on writing. Writing the journal of how your day passed on the ship.

How you took 3 days to stop vomiting from the seasickness, with Absalom running around trying to find a cure for his beloved new wife.

You saw zombies as the ship's crew, and how Absalom warned them not to touch you.

How they sent you the food, but with little or no salt at all. It's Absalom who got you a jar of salt, so that you can add some anytime you want.

You glanced at the brown jar of salt in the table and smiled a little. Eventhough he is a pervert, but there's a gentle side of him.

Come to think of it, you dont know where does he sleeps at night. This was his room. Evidently, with his picture frame on the wall and huge love shaped bed. Even the bathroom had a love shape jacuzi. He did come in once in a while to distrupt your writing and send in your food. But you always went to bed alone, so you were very sure he was not in the room.

You didnt know he had that Invisibility power, until just before your wedding, when you heard someone breathing behind you as you took your faded clothes off and tried to get into the white dress. You found out he was inside the room all along, when you saw spatter of blood on the floor. His nose bleeds and he ran out.

Now, everytime you took a bath, you made sure it is pitch black inside the bathroom.

As the night passed, you turned the light off and went to the warm bed. Lying in the middle of the bed, you thought to yourself. You never have a bed before. A real one, that is. Before this it was always hays and hays.

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