Mom: Clean your room.
Me: *Laughs* I am Divergent! I cannot be controlled!
Mom: Do the dishes!
Me: *Hands her a sock*
Mom: What? I don't want your sock... *throws sock at me*
Me: Master has given Dobby a sock! Dobby is a free elf! *Runs upstairs laughing hysterically*
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