7: FIVE FUN FORD FACTS! :D

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1: Ford is (or was) obsessed with what was under a gnome's hat.

2: A cryptogram in Gideon Rises reads: "THE PORTAL WHEN COMPLETED WILL OPEN A GATEWAY TO INFINITE NEW WORLDS AND HERALD A NEW ERA IN MANKIND'S UNDERSTANDING OF THE UNIVERSE. PLUS, IT WILL PROBABLY GET GIRLS TO START TALKING TO ME FINALLY." That's right. Part of the reason Ford made the portal was to get girls to talk to him! (And I think it's safe to assume it worked, considering his weird popularity in the fandom xD)

3: In another cryptogram, he calls Bill "LIAR, MONSTER, SNAPPY DRESSER". The deeper you look, the harder it is to take

the author of the journals

Stan's brother

seriously XD

4: Ford is voiced by J K Simmons, famous for his work in Portal. Yeah. Portal.

5: Ford's hiding something under his sweater... Scars? Tattoos? A secret stash of gold? We may never find out...

Yay, this exists! xD

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