"Cock" is a really porn-esque word for a penis so here are some alternatives for real-life bedroom use:
➶ ding dong
➶ beenis
➶ baloney pony
➶ Krull, the warrior king
➶ Wiener Schnitzel
➶ frick stick
➶ wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man
➶ wing dang doodle
Or my personal favorite:
➶ mighty-man noodle
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