It's been 12 hours since Poot made her run for freedom to find her true self, she's made some odd accomplishments along her way so far. Poot has officially learned how to take flight and soar with the birds, all she had to do was queef rrly hard and there she went, into the clouds. Poot made some nifty discoveries while swimming through the Pacific, and yes, she may have taken a couple wrong turns but those wrongs turned into rights. She dived deep enough and found Amelia Earhart, took some selfies with some sharks, and made some dank sea friends.
But the hunt for her has just begun, Be(yoncé)nedict has rounded up the best of the best cause he's fukin Benedict Cumberbatch. He has called in NASA (just in cause she found her way into space), the former president Abe Lincoln, the FBI, and for when he finds Poot, Donald Trump will come to the rescue and build a fuckin wall around her so she can't escape.
Since Bené has this whole hunt planned out, his next step is to begin the search for the demon, Poot.
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Yayyy the search goes on! Y'all better get ready for the biggest fukin plot twist since Kanye 2020. This shits bout to get real.
~Kateh
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