destroying the illuminati

The No Scopes Begin

there it was, the Illuminati's main base where all commands for 360 no scopes and smoking weed are given out to the mlg soldiers who drink and eat mountain dew and Doritos.These soldiers are trained in the way of no scoping and quick scoping and this makes them a force to be reckoned with but its about to get worse with the dewritos being made. The Illuminati is trying to make the mlg soldiers stronger by feeding them a special food known as dewritos. This food is a mix of mountain dew, Doritos, and weed, So far they have only started testing the food on three of the soldiers and are planning to give it to the rest of the soldiers in two days. "So I only have two days to attack." I said to myself as I rushed out of the bushes and stormed the base. The mlg soldiers jumped of the top of the watch towers with their gun in one hand and mountain dew in the other before I even got close almost as though they knew that I was coming but what they did not now was that I was the ultimate major league gamer.

part two how the mlg wars began coming soon.

so until next time stay mlg guys