You know how everyone has those 'Dumb Blonde Moments' and some are just completely stupid, and others are only slightly pathetic. Most try to deny that they belong in one category to another, but for me I was the opposite.
I knew I was dumb and unfortunately I wasn't in the second group. I wasn't just a bit dumb instead, I was probably the stupidest person you could ever lay eyes on, and to tell you the truth I definitely will never be the sharpest pencil in the box.
My life itself was completely made up of blonde moments, some that I wasn't too proud of, but luckily I was born blonde, and I wasn't titled a 'Blonde in Disguise'. A BID was probably the worst name you could be given if your natural hair colour wasn't blonde.
But please remind me of how we got on this conversation of what colour hair we all have. Was it because you just stumbled across my cringe worthy story? Or was it because you felt like you needed to find someone more stupider than yourself? Because with all due respect, my story is quite pathetic.
And as much as I wish that wasn't the case, I would be lying if I said different.
But please feel welcome to read about my idiotic life, only if you can put up with the stupid comebacks and the pity of dying dumb.
Dumb as the shade of blonde my hair is.
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