Cute/dorky pick up lines

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Ethan: If I were a stoplight,I'd turn red every time you passed by just so I could stare at you longer.
• If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
• Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

Gray: • Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids. ;)
• Do you live in a corn field? Cause I'm stalking you.
• Can I have directions? [To where] Your heart.

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