Pansy was bored. More bored than usual. She started walking down the 7th floor corridor when she saw the Golden Trio, with their ears pressed against a door. She opened her mouth to insult them, but the trio made frantic shushing gestures. She was now intrigued, so she pressed her ear to the door and heard;
"-Forget about Pansy. I only love you!" She was hurt. Deeply. "I will never let you go, my juicy sweetheart." At this point Pansy was near hysterical. "I want to shout out to the world, I love you, I love you, I LOVE YOU!! Nothing can come between you and I, my goddess, nothing my only desire. I want to wake up to you every morning, my sweet. I'll shout from the rooftops, to profess my love to you!! I wi-"
Draco's monologue was interrupted by the door collapsing under the quartet's weight. They all looked up to see who it was, to see Draco's true love, Pansy was trembling, and when they saw it everyone, including Pansy burst into laughter. In the hands of a very shocked Draco Malfoy, was a lone green apple.
"You're in love with an apple over me?!" Pansy exclaimed, whilst the Golden trio were laughing so hard it was like they were having a seizure.
"Don't take it personally Parkinson" Granger said, in between laughs
"Are you mocking me and my love?" Draco said, looking at the apple in his hand.
"Yes" Potter said, rolling in the floor, (A/N if this wasn't Drapple, I would have had Draco rolling on the floor!)
Draco fled from the toom and Pansy said, "Well then!"
Poor, poor Pansy
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