Job interview :0

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OMG we are going to the job interview what if boss man hates me OMG

So Quinton and I walk into Walmart ........ I know, I know Walmart what were you thinking but hey it pays good.

So we walk in and go to the workers only part of the store and I knock on the door , the door opens and a slut I mean SLUT stands in front of me and Quinton in only a skanky little 'lace bra' and a FREAKING THONG WHF?????!!!, so put my hand over his eyes Quinton

" what do you need?" the freaking bitch snapped at me ,what the hell ? You know what I snapped right back at her

"Put some freaking clothes on slut" I remember her , she's was the schools slut I think her name is Kelly I'm not that good with names :(

" I can wear what I WANT BITCH AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO TELL ME IM THE SLUT AT LEAST I

DON'T HAVE BAGGAGE!!!!" Slut screams, yup Kelly it is such a slut and btw that escalated quite quickly

" AWWWW HELL NO DON'T YOU DARE BRING MY KID INTO THIS KELLY LESTI DIDN'T AN ABORTION 8 FUCKING TIMES IN ONE YEAR" oh that put her on the edge ,then I put Quinton down and Kelly comes at me but got stopped by a man with a beer belly and I got stop by a tall 6'4" man with brow almost like Niall Horan' s hair ( just the cut not colour)

" get of me THAT SON OF A BITCH SLUT GOING TO GET IT , CALLING MY SON BAGGAGE " I laughed like a mad man after what i said " WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ?" I screamed at her while she was being pulled away . " calm down" the man that was holding me said " I won't fuck calm down he called my son baggage!!" I turned around once he loosed his grip and cried into his shirt

-----5 minutes later----

"Haha sorry I got your shirt all wet"I giggled and looked into his eyes then felt a pull down at the hem of my shirt

"What boo?" I said softly

" are you oway mommy ?"

" yea boo mommy 's good" I smiled at him and picked him up and he put his head in between my neck and my shoulder

" well someone's tired huh Quinton "the man said to Quinton I looked at him like ' are you a stalker'

" we'll to answer you question no I'm not a stalker while you were going all crazy on that girl me and him chatted ,oh and also I was you doctor Tuesday"

" oh I'm sorry I went crazy back there " I put my head down in shame

" no it's fine I would do the same thing but not as bad " we laughed together

" mommy ?"

"Yea boo "

" cam Drake come over to play trains?"

" up to him bud"

" pwease!!!!" Quinton begged Drake for a while then finely Drake gave in

" fine I'll come over for a bit "

" YAAYYYYY " Quinton screamed

" Quinton shhh inside voices but before we going we need to get a few things" I said to the boys haha I like that THE BOYS hahahaahahaaha :3

" finnnnnnneeeeee " they both said at the same time I giggled

-----15 minutes later and the check out ------

"Okay ma'am your total comes out to $34.76 please" the women said

"Here you go " I handed her the money ,grab the bags and started off but as we were walking out the door the lady came running at me

" Hun thou forgot your last bag" I took it with a " thanks" then she did something else she whispered in my ear "you have a wonderful family " I looked at with a ' huh' face and she laughed and said " your boy and the father"then she ran off

For the rest off the car ride I had that saying stuck in my head ......and the father...... And the father ..... Silly women he isn't the dad

----- after the car ride----

" okay boys go have fun!" I giggled as they ran up through the lobby into the elevator

About 4 minutes later I was up on my floor with the last load of food and walked inside to see the boys playing cobs and robbers I'm guessing Drake was the robber cause he would always shout out " you can never take me alive" the Quinton would be all " do you want this the hard way or the easy way" after about 30 minutes of that they were off play trains I giggled to myself when I thought of a 24 year old playing with a 4 year old hahahaahahaaha

I was just finishing putting the dinner down when 2 boys come running in and searching and sniffing the food

" you can sit down if you want " I said to them both they laughed like it was some kind of inside joke and sat down at the 4 seat table

I took a bite of the food and asked " soooo what have you too been doing?"

" mommy don't awk stuff liwe that!"

" why not ?"

" cause we did to much to say " Drake cut in

All I could say was "oh okay"

Then I hear thunder and a see a crack of lighting

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Hahahaahahaaha cliff sorry its short and a lot of swearing but got to have fun just like Quinton's and Drake's playing hahahaahahaaha ohhhhhhhed yea and what will happen with the thunder and lighting IDK READ NEXT WEEK TO FIND OUT

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