Here you go, fellow Directioners:
DIRECTIONATOR: *in happy voice* OMG I can't believe Lewis got that Australian Lawyer girl preggos, yay he's a daddy!
ME: GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT OF MY HEAD! AND FALL OFF A CLIFF INSTEAD! I DON'T, I DON'T, DON'T KNOW WHAT IS, WHAT MAKES YOU ANNOYING!
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DIRECTIONATOR: Who's Garry Kyleinson?
ME: Go stab yourself with a carrot. Thanks.
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Teacher asks class what was the biggest mistake of their life.
STUDENT 1: Big Mac.
STUDENT 2: Wearing four layers in a heatwave.
ME: Being 4.467842268666 seconds late for Drag Me Down song premiere.
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I still wonder what made Jimmy protest "NO!".
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What do I want for my birthday? Four (*sobs*) adorable singing idiots. No? That's impossible? Okay, a leprechaun, a carrot, a mop head, and a book. Thank you!
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Who else sings a line from the song when they see one of the lyrics or title of one of 1D's song?
*every single Directioner raises her hand*
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ONE OF THE BEST THINGS EVER:
FUDGING.
BOY.
DIRECTIONERS.
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*hears that new 1D song coming out soon*
Come on, come on!
*new 1D song comes out*
The room just lights up
*music video comes out*
My body fails I'm on my knees
*lyric video comes out*
Better than words!
*behind the scenes comes out*
You get this kinda, ru-u-ush
*performs song live*
And I'm like OW! You giving me a heart attack!
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ME:
*packs First Aid Kit for short trip to supermarket*
*straps seatbelt securely*
*checks seatbelt fifty thousand times*
*holds onto seat*
FRIEND: *stares*
ME: what? I'm a Liam girl.
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Niall Horan = Husband
Me = Wife
Niall: you lazy woman! Go downstairs and make me food!
Me: *sings* GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT OF MY BED; AND GO MAKE YOUR OWN FOOD INSTEAD!
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Remember that moment when you decided being a fan of 1D just wasn't worth it?
Yeah. Neither do I.
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I know the boys' blood types.
I'm not weird at all.
Ask the other million fangirls around the world.
Yeah. Told you so.
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That excited feeling you get when you meet a Directioner... But that jealousy you feel when you find out they know more about the boys than you do!!!
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When God wanted to make someone on December 24th 1991, he didn't know whether to highlight the 'sass' or the 'ass'.
So he mixed it.
And that is the story of the birth of Louis William Tomlinson.
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The last one is probably my favourite. HAHAHAHAHAHA
HOPE YOU LIKED IT!!!! BYE MY CUPCAKE CUTIES!!!!!!
- Cupcakecupid1222, Miss 1D KARAYZEE
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