Beneath the nerd

Blackmailing Basterd

~the next day Jane's pov~
I was sitting on my couch eating cereal with all the blonde hair dye washed out of my hair. Then I heard the door bell ring. I put my cereal down dust myself off and open the door.
"Yes?... JAMES?!" I say surprised at the site I saw. James stood at my doorway with glasses on, hair messed up, a folder, and a cheeky grin. I can't deny it he looks hot.
"Go out with me" he says.
I was so shocked that I took a second to take in what he said.
"What?!" I say "hell no!"
"Why not?" He says cheekily.
"You might be a hot ass guy that turns on half the population but your cocky ass attitude never turns me on! So if you think you can use your charms to make me go out with you, your heading down the wrong track."  I say proud of my words. Until he brought my ego down he held up a file, with red bold letters it had the name Jane Fatelli on it.
"Do you really want to say no?" He smiles evilly.
" what the fuck," I say trying to grab the folder " you blackmailing basterd!"
"So is that a yes?" He says smiling.
"Why me?" I ask.
"You know our companies need an alliance so might as well" he smiles "and it's better for my outer look."
"Wow you cocky ass, fine whatever." I say.
"Wow I didn't expect you to agree that obediently" he said.
"THATS CUZ YOUR BLACKMAILING ME!" I shout.
"also because it is better for our companies" I mumble afterwards
He smirked "your welcome."
I roll my eyes.
"Since you are now my girlfriend I'm coming in your house" he said.
I'm literally too tired to put up with his shit.
"Whatever go ahead" I say waving my hand around and walking back to the couch to finish my cereal. I turn on the T.V and chew on the mouthfuls of cereal. Then a pair of arms wrap around my shoulders from above me and he places his chin above my head.
"Guess who" he says.
"You dip shit your the only one here" I laugh.
"Exactly!" He laughs. 
I lift my spoon up to take my last bite when I feel James chin suddenly rise and his chest hits the back of my head. I freeze as the smell of his cologne takes over and before I even knew it, he ate my cereal.
"What the fuck! Give it back!" I scowl.
"Give what back?" He says feigning his innocence while chewing the mouthful of cereal. I turn around and tackle him to the ground, I hear coughing.
"Jane I didn't even finish chewing!" He chokes.
I sit on him and grab his face. His chubby cheeks squished together made him look like a bunny. I start laughing.
"Hey babe I'm loving the view, I didn't know you were so obsessive" he says smirking.
"Your a perv"
I quickly get off, but he quickly grabs me down and pins me to the floor.
"That's no way to call your boyfriend" He smirks.
I swear it's a really nice view from here and I'm not going to deny it, he had his glasses crooked, his clothes were messed up and loose that you could see his abbs when he bent down, and his messy hair looked soft, super soft. I unintentionally touched his hair, and boy did it feel soft. And BOY DID I REGRET IT.
"Woah someone's getting touchy" James smirked.
I blushed "that's cause your hair looked super soft!"
"It's okay touch it more" he said placing my hand back on head. I swear it's so hard to resist, I started stroking his hair, and this bitch. He starts to moan and saying "yes touch me more."
I slap his head and he laughs.
"You perv!" I scold and push him off me.
"Aw Janey poo" he laughs.
"Ew what the fuck! I'm cringing! I'm cringing!" I say as I pretend to melt to the floor.
"Aw come on it's not that bad" he says and I give him the 'are you fucking serious' look. "Then what do you want me to call you?"
And immediately I respond "Your majesty!"
"What the fuck no" he says.
"Why the fuck not?"
"Because a boyfriend doesn't call his girl friend that," before I could argue he adds " well a boyfriend that's not super desperate."
I close my mouth and pout.
"Fine whatever just call me by my name" I say. I look at the clock.
"Hey it's 11:30" I say.
"So?" He questions.
"So? It's almost time for lunch! Soo~ that means you need to leave!" I say as I push him out of the apartment. Before I close the door his foot stops it and I tried smashing his foot with the door. I swear he like benches with his foot. I glare at him and he smirks.
"Just in time, get ready for your first date!" He says excitingly.
"What?" I question, but to late he left the apartment already.
"Shit that dumbass" I curse. Well guess I can't have my free time anymore. I sigh and start to get ready.
~20 mins later~
I was ready. I wore jeans, sweater, and my glasses. My hair was down in waves and I had on my favorite pair of reliable shoes, converse. As I was waiting on the couch playing my phone the doorbell ringed. Well that's my cue to leave! I grabbed my purse and put my phone in my back pocket. I opened the door and James was there in a button up white shirt with Kakis and black vans. Was I underdressed? Wait why do I care? His once excited smile turns into a disappointing frown.
"What?!" I asked annoyed.
"I thought you would dress up a little more" he said.
"What's wrong with my outfit?" I ask.
"Well I thought you were going to dress like yesterday, I mean if that's casual Jane Fatelli then this outfit is probably your pjs" he said with a smirk.
"You dick! Fine I'll go change asshole!" I stomp off angrily.
I come back 10 mins later wearing a white flowery crop top and a high waisted Light blue jean skirt. I put my hands on my hips and glare at him.
"Happy?" I asked annoyed.
He smiles and grabs my hand "perfect! You look beautiful!"
"What?" I blush.
Then he drags me to the door, I smack his head.
"Ow what?!" He whines.
"My purse and phone?" I say glaring at him.
"Oh yeah" he laughs.
I roll my eyes as I grab my things. We head to his car and damn was it nice! A silver Ferrari! I mean I could afford that but why would I waste my money? As long as I have decent car that can take me places I'm good.
"Babe meet babe" he introduces me to his car. I smack his head and laugh.
"I swear I'm going to be brain dead by Monday."
I laugh "your fault for calling me babe."
"Are you sure it's not just cause your jealous of my main chick?" He says as he strokes his car lovingly. I roll my eyes and laugh. Then we get into the car. The leather seats smelled like his cologne and air fresheners. Everything inside looked brand new and untouched. Wow.
"I know right" he said.
"Oh did I say that out loud?
He laughs "yes indeed."
I laugh and buckle my seat belt. He smiles as he puts his hands on the wheel and starts the car. As we exit the parking lot James says to me
"your laughing a lot more today."
"I am? I didn't even notice" I frown.
"It's cute" he says bluntly.
I blush," thanks" I mumble.
He smiles, after that it's silent the whole way to the restaurant. We arrive at the restaurant 15 mins later and i swear I dressed up for no reason. It was just the cheese cake factory.
"Seriously?" I glare at him.
He smiles innocently and shrugs his shoulders. I roll my eyes and groan. We go in and get a table for two, everyone was staring at us. I could hear them a mile away.
"That girls okay looking but damn that guy is hot!"
" are they siblings? They can't be he's so good looking. But they both have brunette hair.
I get annoyed, these bitches.
"Hey it's probably cause you have your glasses on" he said removing my glasses and placing them on the table.
"W-wait!" But too late.
"Oh damn she looks completely different without her glasses!"
"Damn they're hot!"
"They might be siblings"
"Fucking James now they think we're siblings" I mumble under my breath.
He smirks "oh really?"
then he takes my chin and leans forward.
"What are you-" my sentence was cut off with something warm, James had his thumb on top of my lips. (Lol got ya! You thought they were going to kiss) then he swiped his thumb across my lips then leaned forward even more and kissed me. The feeling of a pair of lips on mine was like an old memory I remember Darren and our first kiss and tears began streaming down my face. Then James moves away.
"Sorry! Are you okay?" He asked panicked and worried.
He grabbed a napkin and wiped my tears away.
"Sorry it's just the last time I was kissed was with my ex which was 2 years ago" I let out a shaky laugh.
"What happened?" He asked concerned.
"He cheated on me" I said.
"I'm sorry" he said after that it was quiet and the atmosphere was awkward.
"Next time you kiss me Imma shoot your ass" I joke. He looks up and laughs.
"Yes ma'm!" He places his hand above his eyebrows saluting me. I smile at him and hold his hand.
Then I hear the crowed around us 'aw' and grasp their chest. I blush, what the fuck.
~ James pov~
After lunch we drive back to Jane's apartment. Jane had fallen asleep and her glasses were at the tip of her nose as she drooled. I laughed, she looks like a little kid. In the silent atmosphere I begin to remember our contract. I asked Jane to go out with me, that wasn't my real intention. I didn't know why I said it but it just flowed out of my mouth. What I really meant to say was to be my homework slave, but I guess my brain wanted something else, or was it my heart? But as I look at her face, I think to myself that I'm glad that I blacked mailed her to be my girlfriend. Seeing how adorable she is, I want her to forget all about her horrible past with her ex. But one of these days instead of using blackmail I will be honest and ask her out. I don't want her to always think of me as that blackmailing Basterd.