Hope: hey what's this? *pictured attached*
PINOE: damn your late
Hope: why, what did I miss?
Abby: its a new NWSL team on Orlando
Hope: oh a new 10th team. That's good
PINOE: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT???
Ashlyn: oh be prepared. She already texted me about this.
Tobs: ASH!!!!
PINOE: BECAUSE OF THIS TEAM TALEX IS DEAD. AND SO IS KRASHLYN!! ;(((
Alex: dear god no
Ash: hey don't use god's name in vain you little shit ^^
Alex: woah you're just mad because you're not with Ali anymore.
Ashlyn: WTF I DIDNT SAY THAT
PINOE: ash do you have Krieger fever?
Ashlyn: what?
PINOE: you know what I mean...
Ashlyn: I don't
Hope: ok wait I still don't understand why this is so bad.
PINOE: because Alex was signed to pride and so was ash.
Hope: well congrats guys
PINOE: WERE YOU EVEN LISTENING??? ALEX IS SEPARATED FROM TOBIN ASDFFGGHHKLKVAS
Hope: ok you still make no sense.
Tobs: exactly^
Ash: trust me I already went through 2 hours of this.
PINOE: I bet that little shit is behind this..
Abby: who?
PINOE: Alex's shady husband
Alex: Are you kidding me? It was my own decision.
PINOE: that's what they all say
PINOE: he manipulated you to go to Orlando so you can stay away from Tobin.
Tobs: you need to back up
PINOE: no he needs to back up... FROM MY OTP.
PINOE: I will go down with this ship.
PINOE: #EXPOSESERVANDO2015, who is with me?
Ash: ...
Abby: ...
Tobs: ...
Hope: nah you figure this one out
Alex: have fun swimming with your sinking ship
