Deadpool Adventures: My Trip To Hogwarts

This is my story-Me! Deadpool! For all you wackos out there who are all like, "Boo Hoo! This isn't Harry Potter oriented! You're stupid for making another Harry Potter-spin-off-doohickey " well I want you to know 2 things:

A.) you all who complain like that...suck.
2.) this is Harry Potter oriented. Duh! The name Hogwarts is in the title!!! Check and mate!

Anyway, let's get this show on the road, I'm late for a date with Domino...*hee hee*.....

So it all started...for all you potter dorks out there...about Harry's 3rd year here...

*Deadpool walks up to the main door and knocks*

Hmm...wonder if anyone is even home...Geeze this place makes Xaviers place look like a dump...

*door opens, magically*

*deadpool stares for a second, then walks in, Reguardless of whether or not he was invited. He looks around and sees the grandness of the halls the bumps into a student*

Draco: hey you red idiot...watch where you're going...*storms off*

Deadpool:......what a little s-

McGonagoll: can I help you? *walks in*

Deadpool: what? Oh uh....yeah...I need to reach a phone...

McGonagoll: well I'm sorry sir...we don't allow strangers in here...

Deadpool: oh I'm not a stranger....I'm err...a new student! Yes we'll go with that!

McGonagoll: *doesn't see past his lies and furrows her brow* really?

Deadpool: yes....

McGonagoll: well you certainly don't look like a new student. You're too tall and broad.

Deadpool: ....I'm from...Slovakia. Yeah, yeah. We are huge there. Practically 4 feet tall at birth...heh..heh...

McGonagoll: *rolls eyes* remove your mask then.

Deadpool: trust me lady...you don't want me to do that...

McGonagoll: .....it's now or never.

*Deadpool sighs then removes his mask, revieling his scarred face. McGonagoll gasps*

Oh good heavens....

Deadpool: I know right? Face of a prom queen! *laughs*

McGonagoll: *signals for him to put his mask back on and walk away*

Deadpool: *laughs as he walks off*

As he walks about the main castle, he notices the moving pictures and all the decorations.

Deadpool: d**n.....this place is awesome...*sniff sniff* ....and musty...I wonder if they even know that the telephone has been invented...

*Snape appears from around a corner*

Snape: and...who might you be?

Deadpool: huh? I'm Deadpool!

Snape:.....

Deadpool: you know...Deadpool?! The Merc with the Mouth!? The greatest thing since sliced bread!!

Snape: ......

Deadpool: Hey! Alan Rickman! I'm talking to-

Snape: *interrupts* sir...I have no idea what any of that means...

Deadpool: *interrupts* even the sliced bread part?!

Snape:...but as I was saying, I don't think it wise for you to be roaming these halls...especially if you are to be considered...a stranger...*glances his signature glare*