You know you're an equestrian when...
1) You kiss and cluck to your dog & teach him pivoting (true story, I did that).
2) You find hay & sawdust in your non-barn clothes (all the time).
3) The inside of your show shirts are dirtier than the outside (both of mine).
4) All conversations in public make it sound like you're either talking bout smut or you're doing something illegal (*cough* shanks *cough*).
5) You laugh when people talk about their injuries from other sports (people think I'm a crazy bitch).
