Jeff Stabing

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Forgot who asked this, so ya.....
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Me: so proxies!

Proxies: what?!

Me: This dare is for Jeff, for some strange reason *glares at Jeff*

Jeff: REALLY!? What do I do? STAB SOMEONE!

Me: yeah, that's what you do.....

Jeff: oh...

Me: so wear this gopro! *hands it to him*

Jeff: *puts it on* so, gore? Or no?

Me: surprise us.

Jeff: MKAY! *runs away*

Everyone: worse idea in the world...

Me: I know...

~~~~Le timeskip~~~~
.:Jeff's pov:.
I was running and running untill I got to the best house in the world!
A random stranger, but that's not the point! I get to killlllllllllll~
*climbs in through window*
Looks like your average teenager,hmmm *gets knife out* let the fun begin.
I climb into of my next victim, looks feminine, looks at picture near bed *picture of smexy him* great! A fan girl, this will be fun....
The girl starts waking up...... Five seconds later she wakes up..

"OMFG JEFF! I KNEW YOU WERE REAL! I KNEW YOU WOULD FIND ME! LERS GET MARRIED AND HAVE LITTLE POSSESSED CHILDREN! I WANT SIX OF THEM! WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE FOR YOUR HAIR!??!!!!?!"

I rolled my eyes, let's make this quick and painful at the same time!

"You need help sleeping, so just GO.TO.SLEEP.!"
*Stab! Blood everywhere*
Time to get back home.
~~~~~Time skip!~~~~~

Jeff: I'm back!

Everyone/me/proxies: 0∆0 ....

Jeff:  .........

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We were all shocked by his behavior, even killers.
Didn't have to be that harsh bro....
So leave a vote and ask/dare!
*fly's away on magical llamacorn*

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