Grimmjow: Ulquiorra?
Ulquiorra: Yes?
Grimmjow: I admit it, you are my superior.
Ulquiorra: BOUT TIME FUCKA! Now, I gotta go make Orihime mah bitch.
Ichigo: No, it's mine!
Renji: No, it's mine!
Rukia: LEGGO OF MEH YA DUMBASSES!!!
Ichigo and Renji: MINE!!!!!
Orihime: *looks around and sees no one is looking* I'm gonna go eat normal food!
Chizuru: Ichigo is soooo dreamy... I have lost all interest in women...
Mr. Kurosaki: *calmly sits at the dinner table when Ichigo walks in* So how was your day, son?
Kenpachi: I dont wanna fight Ichigo today!!!
Yachiru: Kenny, you suck, I'm leaving you.
Kenpachi: NOOOOOO! *crys*
Toshiro: Rangiku, I enjoy being smothered by your chest.
Rangiku: Pssh, whatever... dumbass midget...
Gin: Im gonna open mah eyes for the entire day!
Tosen: *is not blind* Woah boobs...
Gin: * has eyes closed and runs into a pole* YAY!!!!
Byakuya and Ulquiorra: *look at each other and start laughing at Byakuya's Bankai*
Ulquiorra: It's sooo girly!!!!
Byakuya: I know right?!?!
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