20 questions: bleach style!

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SPOILER ALERT IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY!!!! SPOLIER IS FOR Newest Espada!!!! OMG YAY!

Jow: Okay! my Name is Jow Jeagerjaques and i will my interoga-- i mean asking Bat-man some questions!!!

Ulquiorra:.... bat man? really? -_-"

Jow: yes really.Number 1! how old are you?

Ulquiorra: age means nothing to an espada such as myself.

Jow: ... fine... 2! do you like orihime?

ulquiorra: No.

Jow:... your boring...

Ulquiorra: may I go now? Im only here because you have a paintball gun pointed at me.

Jow: NEVERRRRRRR! GRIMMJOW COME HERE!

Grimmjow: Watcha want?

Jow: Ulquiorra would you ever kiss grimmjow on a dare?

Grimmjow: FUCK NO!

Jow: kitty plz stfu.

Ulquiorra: no.

yaoi fandom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Jow: anyway!!!!! 4!

Ulquiorra: my rank.

Jow: lmao

Grimmjow: dumbass...

Jow: 5! truth or dare?

Ulquiorra: dare.

Jow: *evil grin* Kiss grimmjow.

Ulquiorra: No.

Jow: DO IT OR I SHOOT YOU WITH PINK PAINTBALLS.

*ulquiorra kisses grimmjow. Jow faints and grimmjow takes her to her room*

Grimmjow: i guess ill finish this then... *calls random meeting with everyone from bleach*

Grimmjow: you there! midget!

toshiro: ... FUCK... YOU.....

grimmjow: Is your sword power a rip off of articuno from Pokemon?

Toshiro: no....

Grimmjow: k umm number.... 8? arroniero!!!!

arroniero: yes?

grimmjow: How the fuck did you drink the tea during the meeting??????

arroniero: .... I didn't.

grimmjow: k then! you there! bitch ninja!!!!

soi fon: .... yes?...

grimmjow: are you and cat lady a couple or no?

soi fon: WHO TOLD YOU- I mean no...

grimmjow: so are. next! 10! old man!

yamamoto: im not that old.

grimmjow: you got a gf?

yamamoto: no.

grimmjow: GAWD YOU GUYS ARE BORING!!!!!!!!!!! this concludes this episode of 10 questions. it was 20 but i dont care so its 10 now. dont like it then sucks for you.

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 18, 2011 ⏰

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