K2(Black butler Fanfic)

Something has to be funny!

I say in my room watching the rain fall, today was a do nothing day, Sebastian was laying on my bed petting Vodka my blue Russian(who apparently has a deficiency of blue pigment in his fur so he is more of a creamsical colour.) and Bread Pudding, the bipolar Siamese cat, who makes me think of gimpy cat when she gives the expression on feed me or let me out.

"Mister M, what can I do with this mark?"

I feel the eyes of his burn the back of my head. "You give orders with that."

I turn and look at him, and he has this expression on his face that makes that makes me want to see him laugh, laugh pretty hard, he is a demon from hell, do they have jokes in hell?

"Orders as in bueno bueno Taco Bell how can I help you?"

"No."

"Or or I Anabelle Elizabeth Phantomhive order you to, make me a sandwich!"

He gets up off of my bed and walks out of my room and on to the kitchen, Vodka and Bread Pudding is laying on the bed for him to come back.

💢I did not mean he can ACTUALLY make me a sandwich.

^^ "What else can I do with this?"

He walks back in with the food and hands it to me. "What?! This...this..."

"Turkey and cheese sandwich on rye bread, Monterrey jack for the cheese for you drink it's a fall tea to emboss the upcoming season."

😭 " so beautiful."

He hands me the plate and the drink, I take a bite of it and he looks like he is waiting for some sort of reply back.

"Wanna bite?"

I see his face its stunned, I go to my night stand and go back to him and hand him the plate, he looks at it and I smile.

They flying monkeys are not going to take your bite. Please take one."

He does and his face lights up, and he takes another and I get my tea and Sri on my bed.

"Will this mark make me become a soul reaper and have a Zampaktô or Bankāi?"

He shakes his head no. I keep asking him questions(by this time he is done eating.) about what does the mark do I cave in at the last round and grab him by the collar of his shirt.

"Does this make you have a tattoo on your neck that says 'beloved' on it."

"No."

I give him a long glare and Vodka sits on his lap and I smile.

😊 

"Will I have this magical wrist band that says I am a criminal but actually I am a 'animal' from the niji forest besides that the wrist band says I am a criminal but I meet this random dude and we get kidnapped by the circus?!"

"Yea you will get kidnapped by the Circus, you will see different things like tight rope walkers and contortionist , and animals that will eat you"

He smiles at the end of it.

😳 

"You sadistic mother fucker."

"I only do that to nuns."

"God rapist."

A/n that part made me laugh so hard XD. Okay back to the story! Btw the best part is coming up wait for it.

He chuckles and I sit there braiding my hair. "What other things have you done Beast Tamers also! What about little boys!"

He continues laughing I sit up and stand there mad twisting my hair around my fingers and he stops laughing.

"No milady I am a information seeker, not a pedophile."

"Mister M..."

He looks "Its Anabelle, now I wonder how you got the job at school."

He smiles and lays back on my bed and I walk out of the room.

"If you need me I will be on the SNES."

Good fucking bai, after two long hours I got something out of you!

A/n LOL told you! Thanks for reading and if you kids don't know what a SNES is this is what it's is its a Super Nintendo Entertainment System. It was so hard writing this chapter I kept showing people the draft before I got don't they laughed to! Hope you enjoyed.

preview of next chapter.

Month later.

Anabelle this is no time for games honestly we got something's to do around here.

You tell me what that is.

I turn I the tv the news in one its flashing on the screen breaking news.

Breaking news Eh Ciel?

My name is Anabelle who the hell are you three!

The man stands on the left you can't see his eyes but he is dressed in black and has a eerie smile on his face should I trust him? There is two others twin girls with sliver hair. Sebastian I am scared.

Next time K2 Will the uncle reap?