Stupidity: Elbert Hubbard
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

Love: Benjamin Franklin
If you would be loved, love and be lovable.

Laughter: Irish Proverb
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.

Work: Edgar Bergen
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Stupidity: Bill Cosby
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Life: Oscar Wilde
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

Life: JRR Tolkien
All who wander are not lost.

Prejudice: William James
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

Supernatural: Elbert Hubbard
The supernatural is the natural not yet understood.

Humor: Mark Twain
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

Opportunity: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Every wall is a door.