Lets start this off by saying I have alot of enemies because I look like I can get picked on but I say the stupidest comebacks and make my self laugh my own way. I usually talk back to everyone except my friends there good to me and i dont wanna lose them.. that easily. Anyway like I said i have enemies and there's one in particular that doesn't like me and loves to pick on me. I just laugh It off and it pisses him off to the max. His name is Zack and he walked past me and told me go "mhm" myself ( I bet you all know what that Is) well I was having a bad day as it was so I told him to go back to bed his mom is waiting for him at home and this pissed him off. Zack decided to swing at me from the back but I moved out of the way and pushed him forward making him fall back to his face. He got up and swung at my face again. I dodged it and tripped him. Zack got madder and tried to punch my stomach I smiled and moved out of the way and laughed in his face taunting him. "Zack couldn't even the side of a barn even with a 37 and a half foot pole" in a snarky laughing tone I smile and stand there as he stands up really mad at me. I kick his shin and hit his lower lip with one hhard punch, as he's stunned I headbutt him hard. He falls back stunned and confused. I laugh at him and walk away. I look down with my eyes closed with a smirk. I move my head to the side as a fist flys by my head and I punch one last hard time into his chin as he falls down for the count. I walk away and think to myself. Seeing 5 seconds ahead makes things boring sometimes.
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Not A Second to Waste
HumorThis is a monologue to a school film club. I liked it Comedy/drama