Your Die Mannschaft Sentence

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Aries: Thomas Müller..

Taurus: Cristoph Kramer..

Gemini: Mats Hummels..

Cancer: Marco Reus..

Leo: Manuel Neuer..

Virgo: Marc Ter Stegen..

Libra: André Schürrle..

Scorpio: Mario Gómez..

Sagittarius: Mario Götze..

Capricorn: Julian Draxler..

Aquarius: Erik Durm..

Pisces: Bastian Schweinsteiger..





Birth date:

1-3: ..pulled my hair..

4-6: ..kissed me..

7-9: ..shaved my eyebrows..

10-12: ..hugged me..

13-15: ..threw a banana at me (idk)..

16-18: ..stripped for me..

19-21: ..married me..

22-24: ..made love to me..

25-27: ..danced with me..

28-31: ..pushed me off a cliff..

Colour of your hair:

Raven: ..in the U.K..

Blonde: ..in America..

Brunette: ..in India..

Red: ..in Spain..

Other: ..in Germany..


Eye colour:

Hazel: ..because he wanted to.

Black: ..because he was horny.

Light/dark brown: ..because he loves me.

Blue: ..because I shaved his head.

Green: ..because I adore him.

Other: ..because I threw a ball at his face.


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