Sexy Skeleton

Looking SAN-sentional

~ Author note: okay I have never wrote a fanfic before in my entire life so I'm trying it out and hope for peoples opinion well lets go ~

Well every one has heard of undertale and if you haven't you've been under a rock for this past month. Sans the skeleton known for being a true comedian but what if there is more beneath that comedic exterior a sort of sexual side to him.
Jesus what the hell is wrong with me " sans paces the floor in his room " my skeleton feels on fire, but not a bad fire. " continues pacing " it only happens when I'm around frisk "he looks down at his shorts." Oh bone me, even thinking about her gives me a boner. I have to do something I'm not sure what to do but I will figure it out " He grabs his jacket off of his messy bed and heads out to get his thoughts straight."

At the wishing room, ugh what am I going to do I'm a skeleton and shes a human I feel wrong about liking her " the echo flower hears everything " I wish I could tell my brother but he wouldn't understand plus I'm older then her well not by much she is eighteen but that's no excuse for me to be, to be. Oh boy what have I gotten myself into. You know what I should talk to Papyrus " he heads home just to find a note on the door " DEAR BROTHER I HAVE GONE ON A DATE WITH METTATON TO THE WISHING ROOM I WILL SEE YOU LATER I'VE LEFT A BIG POT OF SPAGHETTI ON THE STOVE IF I DON'T RETURN IN TIME. LOVE PAPYRUS.
Great he's on a date with that stupid robot well might as well catch some z's while he's out," he heads to his room and sleeps meanwhile we go to papyrus " METTATON THIS IS SO MUCH FUN IM HAVING A GREAT TIME WITH YOU. So am I darling do you wanna listen to the echo flowers and see if any one has been by lately. CERTAINLY THAT SOUNDS WONDERFUL " they happen to listen to the flower that sans had been sitting by " MY BROTHER IS IN LOVE " he wipes a tear away." It appears so paps we have to tell frisk and get her all dolled up it'll be amazing all you have to do is keep sans away from her long enough for me to doll her up and bring her here. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA METTATON YOU CAN COUNT ON ME.

~ well that does it for this chapter by the way this takes place in the future but some of he monsters stay in the underground mostly thats where their house is but you know what i mean any way comment your thoughts thanks have a Bone of a good time " badum crash " ~