Aries : an emo band leader
Taurus : owning a restaurant
Gemini : living in a mansion
Cancer : being chased by the paparazzi
Leo : owning a condom factory.. (wait what)
Virgo : a founder of a very important technology
Libra : a model
Scorpio : in a mental hospital
Sagittarius : somewhere in Africa on an adventure
Capricorn : earning a billion dollars
Aquarius : a hoe who gets paid.. a lot.
Pisces : also in a mental hospital with Scorpio
