Two swirling pools of chocolate,
Were layed upon his face,
His scarlet hair was fabricated,
With a sweet strawberry lace.
With some clothing made from icing,
He was all set and ready to go,
On a wonderful adventure,
Through the fields of cookie dough.
With a lake of milk and liquorice reeds,
The fields were rather quaint,
But after countless miles of walking,
The adventurer began to faint.
He awoke with his head reeling,
In a nest filled with chocolate eggs,
But Momma Bird returned,
And started to peck him in the head.
After tasting little crumbs, she noticed:
She liked the way he tasted,
So she fed him to her little ones,
Well, at least he wasn't wasted!!
