Love till Death

Chapter 11: Fighting for what you love

  It had been another week since Mira had been 'captured' by the witches, each day Lucas walked through the forest looking for her. Cursing under his breath he looked around the woods, trying hard to remember where that old witches shack was. Crushing twigs and crunching leafs under his footsteps he glares into the distance seeing a shadowy figure, his teeth gritting just at that fucking on so familiar scent of douchebagery and rose petals. "That is Lycas, Da?!"

  "That is Russian fuckboy, Da?!" Lucas yelled back with a snarl before a loud laugh was heard, and a whiff of alcohol filled his nose, earning a loud gag. "God! How drunk are you? And what are you doing here? I thought you were still up in China screwing my old whores." He laughed evilly before looking around for the idiot, whom he hated more then being horny and being surrounded by guys.

  "Na, I move here many year ago, your Chinese vorshipers did not like me much." He heard whispered inside his ear before turning around and seeing that good old ugly (actually pretty hot) face. A wide smirk smeared onto his lips, which was quickly smacked off. He wore tore jeans, stained with grass stains, showing significant proof he had been possibly raped by wild animals, a mostly white long sleeve shirt that had 'FREE VODKA' printed in black bold letters across his chest. The shirt was stained with what could have been sweat from a hard workout, but was probably vinegar. The letters on his chest were spread out, stretched to the point Of ripping because of his muscular, barrel-chest... Or because it was a Small when he was clearly a Large. His musk was that of true men, the smell of earth, sweat, vinegar, and a lot of alcohol which was splashed onto his pants. His junk was, like, so big guys, I swear to God... (The angels yelling at each other), you don't even know. And you think you know, which is the weird thing, because you don't at all.

  "You look gay."

  "•-•" His heart literally shattered before falling into the ground, face first and gripping onto his chest. "Nooooooooo... My ego! Now I will never deflower das beautiful maiden." He groaned loudly before giving a defeated sigh, which raised a brow from Lucas.

  "Who is 'Das Beautiful Maiden'?" He asked with a raised brow before Russian fuckboy looked up and smirked.

"Her name, Mira~" That earned a kick to the face and Lucas continued his journey, not forgetting to walk over the stinking idiot. Stomping through the forest once again, he groaned loudly before looking around... Confused as to why the hell that fucktard would be speaking to his possession... His Mira...

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  "Ummmmmm! Where is he?!" Rosa asked looking around before slamming the door shut once again, glaring at Elizabeth. "You didn't use that whore mouth on him again? Because whenever you do he takes the town and breaks his vow by wooing helpless women!" She yelled as Mira looked around, eyes wide. Her hair braised with flowers and skin pale and purely natural, the dress she was wearing had the stench of dirt yet looked clean with it's soft yellow fabric, her perk delicate brea-What? I cant compliment her boobs? That... IT ISNT FAI- 

~please excuse this interruption~

  *Ahem* No shoes and surely no panti-OKAY, WHAT CAN I TALK ABOUT?????

~please excuse this interruption~

  Fuck you guys... Looking around she forced herself upon Elizabeth, having vigorous lesbian sex!

~That didn't happen... -_-"~

  I said it did so it did.

~Just... They were expecting the Russian asshole and instead appeared Lucas wearing his shirt over his face and he kidnapped Mira... The narrator has to be taught a lesson~