Chronicles of a Ghetto Princess

Chapter 1!

Welcome to the kingdom of Happly Ever After. Tiana is the name not to get mistaken with the half dwarf the live next to Cindi. Who? O Cindi that's my girl you might now her as Cinderella u know the trick that lost her shoe. Yeah that's my besty. But were not here to talk about her. OOOOO.... I got some tea to spill you might as well call me gossip girl. That's how good this tea is. if you dont know all our lovely princesses in this lovely land let me tell u. We got me, the badest bitch youll ever meet, Not to brag but a real women cooks. Cinderella is the half and half she messy but keep it 100 with you, shii she ant gon lie to u. Ariel is the trick out the sea ever since she got here she been the peace maker, but she can get hype that's the day I never wanna miss lol. Aurora even though she sleep almost ever day the most smartest person you will ever meet, keep in mind we still in high school so that's big, she still messy tho but her sleepin self on somewhere. Belle book smarts and a big mouth, you cant tell her no types of secrets at all. Elsa a "Queen" as she say, ha, the only thing she the "Queen" of is Queen of sluts oo she nasty haha. Anna poor baby so gullible push over and belive everything. Rapunzel haha long haired hoe thought she had it all, untill somebody cut it, hey she kept her man though and her hair cute. Pocahontas " fallow the wind" haha teh only thing she fallow is all the tea on cherpster, joggle, popster, rosta, and wand. Her tree yeah she talk to it everday, its creepy but that tree can sang. Jasmine her and her boyfriend and that dang magic carpet, ooo gone make me catch a case. I can see it now " Princess Jasmine and Aladdin found raped in a carped mouth gaged with towels behind high school". Why would i do that? Every Morning they sing that dang song " i can show you the world"... show me yall know how to shut up. Mulan o lawd that girl her hair grew back but she die it so much u cant tell whst color its sapposed ot be. Merida if sh edont shut the heck up about that dang curse on her mama ... gurl that was middle school we are now freshman in high school get over it please. Snow she think she run ever thing imma spill a lil tea right now about snow, she was caught in the dance outside with this bot that was a new boy 7th grade that was nasty, every body think she did it cuz she ant had a date for valentines day but i think its cuz she thirsty for attention sice the only ppl that actually care about her is vampires that cherp her on cherpster. Alice the trick always going down the hole getting high she asked if i wonted to come i said no thx my mama raised me better ,yep i shure did say it in her face. Well thats the life she live. Tinkerbell still flying but they say she cat fly in school, classic school rule breaker, but hey she got the dust, lol. Meg shes the biggest mess talker ever uggh i nons like her. Moing on lets just get on with the tea. Lol. Were going to start with 7th- 8th tea.

7th---

Ahh middle school can u feel it, just the little freedom that your mom actually gives you. But hey with that freedom comes resposibility . So first dance of the year back to school dance well ball but hey i dont like princessy price terms. Were all there princesses, princes and peasants. Having hella fun then here come Snow dress half way down like she just got in a fight but a boy holding on the her hand. She has a boyfriend but keep in mind he dosent go here atleast not yet. It was not her prince so who is he, a peasant. Farm boy that lives down the street from the school. Why would a princess be with a peasant. Back then me and Snow was cool. That was the day she lost her virginity. 7th grade... But i didnt judge her. But ooooooo.... That peasant got a big ahh mouth. The whole school knew by Monday. She looked so confused and hopeless. I felt bad for her but that is what she chose to do. I wish she didnt tho because she was so sad. Dont get it mistaken princess keep there men. So Snow and her boo did not break up. But when he got there 3 weeks later fight. Dang!!! Yuh he fought and won. He was not mad at Snow, well not that much, they worked it out. But me and this peasant was about to fight she was talking about my bsf. Me and my bff been that way since i got here from L.A, AKA Louisiana. That's when I was 5 years old. But back to the fight. She said, ".if you really think about it CINDI is a maid."
'Wooww trick... don't got there" I said to her and she came in my face. I told her to back the fudge up out my face. I couldn't believe she said that about my best friend. She wants to fight I'll give her a fight. So I will back and I told Cindy. And she basically told me no worry about it and don't fight her. Oh but I got my round. Just kidding I really didn't fight her but the person inside of me really wanted to. A little after that that same girl went up to Cindy and I and apologized... she betta have because I really wonted to hurt that female. But every thing was cool by now, I still give hee the side eye, every now and then.