Pebble's (Sakura or May) P.O.V
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Tuesday afternoon.
Darwin, Dawnie, White, and I were all ready to go with our wonderful plan.
As I walked outside to the secret bush hiding spot, Salad came out curious.
"What the fuck are you doing?" She sounded so innocent yet her language.
"Nothing that concerns you, oh yeah I forgot Salad..you still haven't paid for the damage you've caused in my house."
"What? I didn't do no shit in that shitty place! It was that stupid Burrito!"
Burrito? Coming from "Salad", okay.
"Listen Salad, if you don't beat it I'll smash a disco ball on your head, got that?"
She was about to say something back, probably something rude, but Dawnie came out and dragged her home.
Soon everyone was there.
"I texted Misty to meet me at the coffee shop, we can get her in the alley next to it." Darwin said.One hour passed and we headed out.
Somebody was following us but I decided not to tell to make it seem more interesting. Misty was waiting at the front door until Darwin walked up to her.
"Hi Mist!" Darwin said.
"Hey Serena, your treat!" Misty said back.
"Sure but before we go-" Darwin was interrupted by a gunshot.
Misty's eyes widened as she coughed blood.
Seriously.
Damn Salad was standing on top of the banner with a gun.
Salad shot a couple more times with a straight face.
Boom boom boom
Dawnie walked under the sign and yelled, "SALAD YOU COME DOWN NOW!"
Salad rolled her eyes and jumped off, landing on Misty's dead body.
I walked up to Darwin and just saw her send a message on Misty's phone to Ash.
It said,
"Ash, I do not want to hang out with you anymore lol bye fuck you."
"Oh Darwin! That's perfect." I said.
Well she was dead lol.Third person P.O.V
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Salad walked back home satisfied that she murdered someone again.
Sarada met up with her secretly and said, "are you free tonight?"
Salad responded, "no! I have to go to this stupid dinner with my damn parents!"
"Oh so you're just eating outside?" Sarada asked.
"Well that's only part of it! It's a stupid coronation of our family since we're called the royal bitch family!" Salad said.
"HAHA THAT MEANS YOU'RE A BITCH SALAD!" Boruto said running down.
"OH SHUT UP BURRITO BOY!" Salad said punching him many times.
Nicole stood by a tree stalking them.
She didn't mean to stalk, she just wanted to join in.
Boruto's little sister came running down.
"BORUTO!! MOMMMMY IS CALLING YOU!!" She said.
"Aww you little cinnamon roll! But you're probably the ugliest brat ever!" Salad said.
She looked mad and screamed, "YOU'RE SO MEAN!! MY NAME IS CINNAMON ROLL, IT'S HIMAWARI!!"
Himawari punched Salad sending her to the tree Nicole was hiding behind.
"MEANIE MEANIE MEANIE!" Himawari said dragging Boruto down holding his ear.
"Holy shit.." Salad said.
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Salad was at home getting ready for the dinner.
"Hey Mom?" She asked.
"What?" Dawn said back.
"Since we're the royal family of bitches, why am I even in this family? I'm not a bitch!" Salad said.
"Honey you are, except you're not that big of a bitch as I am. You're like the princess but I'm the queen." Dawn said folding laundry.
"This is why I want Nicole's Mommy to be my Mommy!" Salad snapped.
"Too bad! You came out of me and you're going to stay with me forever till you move out! Deal with it." Dawn said.
"Also, get ready! Daddy is waiting." Dawn also said.
"HMPH!" Salad stomped away.
"Seriously why can't she be a behaved child?" Dawn said to herself.45 minutes later, they arrived.
Lots of family members were there to greet, hug, and kiss them on the cheeks.
"Today we mark this family a royal family!" Some guy said.
Everybody clapped.
Salad was smirking.
Dawn and Ruby were called up to sing and of course, Avril songs.
Salad went backstage looking at stage chords.
"Hmm? I wonder what will happen if I cut these..and I won't use safety scissors!"
Salad pulled out her pocketknife and snapped the chord in half.
She waited but nothing happened.
Then a scream and a crash sound came from the outside.
Salad laughed.
"Hoh! What did I do this time?"
She peeked through the curtains and found her own Father crushed by a stage light.
She smiled happily.
"Omg I actually hurt one of the bitches!" She said.
Salad soon climbed the ladder that leads to the other stage lights and started cutting those chords too.
The lights kept falling and Dawn was dodging all of them with weird movements.
Salad stood on top proud and screamed, "HOE HOE HOE! MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
Everybody looked up but soon looked sideways because Gold suddenly appeared with a chainsaw and a maniac mask.
He screamed, "IT'S NOT EVEN THANKSGIVING STFU!"
He turned the chainsaw on and everyone screamed, trying to evacuate.
Gold spotted the crushed Ruby and went for him.
He cut him a little so he wouldn't die for Dawn.10 minutes later the ambulance came and removed the light off Ruby and carried him onto a stretcher.
By the time that happened, Gold was standing on the top with Salad so the police wouldn't catch him.
Salad jumped down on Dawn's head and screamed, "HOE HOE HOE! MERRY CHRISTAMS!"
Hearing that Dawn looked angry now that she knew Salad started it.
"S..S ...SAAAAALAAAAD!"
0-0 ~ Salad
Salad started running leaving Gold alone at the diner.
Gold rekt the place anyways and went home.(Back to Pebble's point of view)
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I was sitting on the grass watching Sarada and Boruto play together until I saw a scared Salad and an angry Dawnie running up towards us.
She spotted me,
"OH HEY PEBBLE!" Dawnie said.
I handed her the yellow bat and she chased Salad with it.
Boruto was laughing while Sarada just stared blankly.
Boruto said, "HAHAHAHAHA SALAD IS GOING TO GET CREAAAAAAMED!"
Sarada smacked him.
Nicole walked up with Hannah Montana and asked to play with Sarada and Boruto, since she hated Salad she wasn't even going to go near her and her angry Mother.
They all crowded around Hannah Montana.
Happy life! Usually it was like this!
Suddenly the police showed up at our street."We're looking for Salad..what is her last name? Oh whatever, SALAD! HERE NOW!"
Did they figure it out..?
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Pebble's Adventures!
DiversosHello This is a story of my life and some friends as adults. I assure you it's very entertaining ;D