Karpnado- Birth of the Vampire Mudkip

Mudkip Adventures Continue, Guys!!!

AUTHORS NOTE; I DO INDEED KNOW HOW TO SPELL. As always, I got my cowriter next to me, and she's showing me some sheet music she played during a concert over the weekend. It looks really boring tbh, but I can't blame her for having to do it- it's not like you can  make a band teacher play Tetris at a fucking concert.... That'd be cool though.

I have just been informed they played the fucking Halo theme though (not in high school)... That's pretty chill. Emily, got anything to say before we continue this thing..?

Oh yeah, and my cowriter has their own account on fanfiction.net (Don't ask, she hasn't converted over here.) Anyways, if you wanna follow her and her amazing stories on the other site, her username is YoshiStack. (She likes the name a lot.... It is cute though)

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J: *SIGHS* DAMNIT EMILY. Anyways, we hope you enjoy this and don't lose too many brain cells.

We continued on our journey, being obviously as dumb as we can. If that doesn't tell you how oblivious we are to our given situation being insane, I really don't know what does. This story is a mess. But whatever. 

"FOR EZGO" gLASSES YELLED (lol I'm leaving it like that that wasn't even on purpose) (*Dies of laughter*) (you say with a straight fucking face. like wtf dude.) (FUCK Yo- eh, not worth the energy) (Well, not friend, aren't you just a fucking ray of sunshine.) 

"FUCK Y- Eh, it's not worth the energy," Glassez said to Blondie's really confused look. Blondie bitch realized that this was heard before somewhere, though she wasn't entirely sure where she heard it. Probably from another rock that had a face. She really didn't care, though; at this point in time, she was officially hungry... For chocolate fucking cake.

"HOLY SHIT EMILY I'M HUNGRY AS BALLS AND IT ISN'T PIZZA PTHRUSDAY YET," She yelled for no reason besides wanting cake.

"Uh, not trying to burst your bubble, but even if it was, something tells me you wouldn't get what you want," Kiley chimed in, almost reading her thoughts. Out of the sky, a ball of dark purple came down, and when it looked up, two little yellow eyes peeked out behind an armor mask.

"Uh.... Who the hell are you?" Emily asked, readjusting her glasses with her middle finger, flipping off the world.

"Me llamo Meta Knight.... you can call me Pablo," He said as matter-of-factly as this lil shit that fell from the sky could possibly be. Everyone looked at each other, then shrugged.

"So, Pablo, why exactly are you here?" Kiley asked, turning off her boob speakers to hear easier. Meta- er, Pablo gave a confused look at her totally "normal" contraption.

"Well, I was looking for this penguin... His name's Pablo, but everyone just calls him Meta Knight." Pablo shrugged again, closing his eyes.

"Well, okay, wait- why the hell do you two have switched names?" Blondie asked, surprisingly asking a decent question despite her idiotic self.

"Hey, I just do what the magical love fairy tells me to do. Plus, soy español." He said proudly.

"...Well that's completely normal." Ninja person said. We just nodded in agreement, not really caring too much about how weird it was.

"You're right- that's completely normal in our world, where walking cars aren't questioned, Satan feels pity for us, and Ms. Young still doesn't realize how much of a bitchface mcGee it- no, 'she' is." Short stuff rolled her eyes, and Meta Kn- PABLO shivered in fear.

"No, did you just say.. that forsaken name...?" Pablo asked, looking up with horror and amazement.

"What, Satan?" Emily asked, tilting her head.