Ahh, Sophomore year. The year I started this book of quotes. As inspired by a senior in my theater class, I, the weird 15 year old girl I was, decided to start writing down the raw, ridiculous, noteworthy, and laughable greatness that came out of my friends' mouths. Some of these may be inspirational, other just plain hilarious (especially when taken out of context)
Sophomore, a teacher once told me, means wise fool in some foreign language (probably Latin, I never took that). I feel like that's the perfect way to sum up my sophomore year experience. I was as wise as the adults who surrounded me in one moment then I'd so much as walk out of the room and I'd be a complete and utter idiot in the next. Foolish wisdom is also a perfect summary of the crazy things that came out of my friends and I's mouths. Take a look:
"She's going on and on about the northern lights and how she must see them and then you- potato farm." (10/27/15)
"It's just Hitler!" (10/29/15)
"Every day I have an ear orgasm in choir." (11/11/15)
"CAMEL SONG!!!" (Basically all winter)
"Camel song or is it camel toe song?" (11/11/15)
"Thank you, I do not look like a fish." (11/12/15)
"It's mauve!" (11/16/15)
"Head shrinkage isn't a thing unless we're talking about voodoo magic." (11/16/15)
"I don't like cannibalism, I just find it interesting." (11/17/15)
"You'll never go anywhere unless you believe you'll go somewhere." (11/18/15)
"What purpose does shame serve? It's an inhibitor, you gotta let go, give in to impulse sometimes or you'll never see the sweet side of life that comes with just a little bit of risk." (11/19/15)
"Why are people bad children? I'm not religious and I'm just about ready to wrap them in rosaries and throw them a bible, Y'ALL NEED JESUS!" (11/26/15)
"I HAVE GOATS FOR KNEES!" (11/28/15)
"Donald Trump invented jazz hands." (12/4/15)
"Take your potato moments." (12/3/15)
"Fly like a bee and make butter." (12/7/15)
"I'm supposed to receive a beer now." (12/9/15)
"Fingers are essential to the sex." (12/10/15)
"There's a big difference between Necromancy and Necrophilia." (12/10/15)
"I only eat dead cat meat pies." (12/13/15)
"Smells like the Friendzone." (12/14/15)
"Math is all made up. Drivers Ed is fake, too." (12/15/15)
"Go get a broom, goose poop person." (12/16/15)
"Blazin' and grazin" (12/16/15)
"Why 420 blaze it when you can donut glaze it?" (12/17/15)
"No, we don't poop on the ground." (12/18/15)
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The Epic Book of High School Quotes
HumorThe best of what me and my friends say, get ready for some hilarity. This all started when my theater teacher said "It's just Hitler!" (Which, when taken out of context, sounds ridiculous. I'll leave the intended context up to your imagination becau...
