Your life was very simple. Wake up, eat, work, eat again, watch Chin Chin and sleep. You didn't have many friends but there was one girl that you sometimes talked to at work. (You work at a store that sells anime and manga stuff) And no you were not a weeaboo you were an otaku :3 But the girl that you worked with was annoying son of a bitch! She was a weeaboo and she only worked at the store so she could read and watch the latest manga and anime. You didn't want to get involved with her shit so you didn't tell your manager.
But today was different, for you because you were going to sacrifice her to Chin Chin on film tomorrow morning. You used all morning thinking about how you were going to "kidnap" her. (Not a very good word i know) You were out of ideas but then you find the easiest way possible... Promise to give her limited edition anime merch which you didn't have...
You arrive to the shop at the same time as usual and you start to refill shelves with manga. The bell on the shop door dings and the weeaboo walks in. You try to say hi^-^ in a very friendly way but it just sounds weird. She gives you a weird look and says hi. You smile and get back to work. She was wearing a cosplay outfit like always and all the people that come into the shop start to drool the second they see her, their sexuality doesn't matter, they will drool if they are straight, gay, bi, pan, ect. It's funny that the costumers think she is either a costumer or just a "shop accessory" because she doesn't do anything except talk to the weeaboos and the nerds.
You were going to tell her about the merch before the store would open. You were not much of a talker but you try to start a casual conversation with her. It went something like this: people in convo you and weeaboo :3
Y: Hey.
W: Hi, do you need something?
Y: Uh yea um I have this limited edition anime merch and I was thinking if you would like to have it.
*Her face fills up with excitement*
W:*screams* YES! When can I have it?!
Y: Right after work.
W: Oh wow thank you, I can't wait.
You end the conversation and get back to work.
~Time skip~
You and W had finished working and were at your apartment. W walks in and starts looking at all the stuff in the your apartment and saying that it looks nice. You tell her to wait in your room while you lock the front door and get a frying pan from the kitchen. You put the pan in a bag and walk to your room. You open the door and see W petting your cat (Pussy) and looking at the things that you were going to sacrifice laying on your bed. She looks up at you and asks you about it and you avoid the question and ask her if she would want the merch and she shouts YES! You tell her to close her eyes and she does that. You take the pan out of the bag and hit here on the head. She blacks out and falls on the bed. You get a chair from the kitchen and put her on the chair. You tie her up and put a scarf in her mouth so she would stay quiet. There was only a little time until Franks mailbox would close so you had to be quick with the sacrifice. Wait for me Chin Chin you say quietly. Little did you know that Chin Chin had actually been watching you. He was just as exited as you were.
