Harry Potter Secrets Revealed!

Harry's Secret Pt 2

Okay. Okay. I know that its Thursday (not Wednesday like I promised!) But I ran out of inspiration! So shut your mouths and enjoy!

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Secret #2 House Elves

People had always wondered why Harry wasn't good at housework. Mrs. Weasley had long ago given up on asking Harry for a hand in the housework due to many... Err... Incidents. Yea... Incidents.

He had accidently set the barn where they kept the chickens on fire when Mrs. Weasley had asked him to fetch some eggs. Man, you should've seen Mrs. Weasley's face when she went to check up on the chickens to see a sheepish Harry holding a dozen eggs standing infront of a burning barn. (No one dared to ask Harry what had happened.)

Even his side of the dormitory was a mess! Dirty clothes were sprawled all over the bed (and ground), a suspicious looking subtance covered a good portion of the room and a variety of wrappers covered the ground. But once a week, everything mysteriously vanished leaving a sparkling clean room behind.

You ready for the truth, are you sure? Okay. Hold on to your hats!

The truth is: Harry had secretly smuggled a few house elves from the kitchen! He had enchanted the wall to act as a door that only he could open. He had dressed the elves up in tight sequin pink dresses filled top to botton with sparkles. He had also bought small hot pink heels that clashed horribly with their wrinkly dark green feet. They also wore little tiaras on their balding heads and addressed him as 'The Ultra Smokin' Hot King Of Hogwarts.' He snuck them into his room once a week to di his bidding then herded them back into their small room before anyone else woke up.

Shocking, huh?

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Okay, I had a stroke of brilliance and decided that I wanted to do a bunch of one shots! So after I'm done those, I'll continue this story! K bye!