Harry Potter Secrets Revealed!

Snape's Secret

"10 points from Gryffindor for being unremarkably stupid." Snape sneered at a cowering Neville before turning back to the rest of the class. "Now, how do we make a wrackspurt repelling potion, Weasley?" Snape smirked as Ron blushed.

"U-umm... With a bag of everlasting jellybeans?" Snape's smirk grew even wider his gaze not once wavering from the crimson Weasley.

"No, you stupid bag of dirt. 50 points off of Gryffindor for not paying attention. Does anyone know?" Snape internally groaned as Hermione Granger the 'ultra annoying super duper biggest know it all of all time''s hand flew up into the air almost immediately.

Overlooking her outstretched hand, he looked pleadingly at the rest of the class. "Anybody?" Hermione had gotten up onto her desk, her hand still in the air. "Seriously?" Hermione had jumped off of the wooden table and was now in front of him, her petite hand shaking from anticipation. "ANYBODY?" Snape started running around the room trying to avoid Hermione who was now chasing him. "AHHHHHHHH!" Snape shrieked like a banshee and slammed open the dungeon door. "AHHHHHHHH!" Snape ran out the dungeon screaming like a five year old girl with a sprinting Hermione in tow.

"HELP MEE!!!!" Snape started to cry as he ran off of Hogwarts grounds. He looked back quickly to see a deviously smiling Hermione right behind him. Just as Hermione reached out and grabbed him..

He woke up startled. He was breathing extremely heavily as he sighed. He got up and started to get dressed. Little did he know, a document fell out of his suitcase as he was leaving.

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Patient: Severus Snape.

Hospital: St. Lala's Hospital for the mentally unstable.

Disease: Intelliciousis

Symptoms: Extreme dislike for intelligence, constant sneering and / or foul moods, greasy hair and / or extremely pale skin

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