Revenge Porn

Pregnant

Stein hadn't even gotten halfway through going over the warm up when Spirit hesitantly opened the door. He had his hand in his pocket, the knuckle of his forefinger between his teeth. Stein turned in his stitched chair to look at him.

"Spirit if another one of your tricks-"

"It's not about one of my tricks!" Spirit snapped. "It's about the physically impossible!"

Stein got a closer look at the cherry red head showed that he had been crying, his puffy red eyes fighting back more tears. This obviously didn't have to do with any of his 'girlfriends.' Stein showed great, and honest, concern for what was wrong with Spirit. The red head leaned down and whispered in his ear.

Stein's eyes instantly widened. He looked everywhere but at the red head, completely and utterly shocked. The red head had to be lying. There's no way that could ever happen….. Or could it?

"Spirit, you and I both know-"

"But it's true!' Spirit exploded, throwing his arms up in the air. "How else do you explain-"

"How do you explain how you know?" Stein interrupted coolly.

Spirit bit his lip and withdrew multiple folded papers from his back pocket. Stein took the papers, waving his class to leave. He read over each one of the papers, all of them confirming everything the red head said. When he notice the class was gone and had politely shut the door, he spoke again.

"You are pregnant…"

It was impossible but true. He couldn't argue with the test results in front of him. He pondered the idea for a while. He let Spirit sit on his leg, his knuckle back in between his teeth. No… he wasn't cut out to be a father. He couldn't handle himself sometimes. How could he handle something that couldn't help itself?

"But how, Stein, how?"

Stein shook his head, pushing silver hair out of his eyes. "I don't know…" He looked at Spirit.

The red head held a look in his eyes that Stein had never seen before. It was an alien look and he didn't like it. It looked like a cross between depression, anger, hatred, and many more emotions that didn't suit the usually energetic.

"Well… I guess we're cutting back on alcohol now." Stein gave Spirit a small smile.

Spirit couldn't help but smile back. "And you're cutting back on cigarettes. Our baby's not gonna grow up inhaling smoke." He plucked the unlit cigarette from between his lovers lips. "Lets kick that habit today."

"Hey, you didn't say when today." Stein chuckled and took it back. "Alright, young blood, scat! It's almost time for the next class!"

"I'm not that young!" the red head wailed.

"Excuse me, but how old am I? And how old are you?" Stein chuckled, ushering Spirit out of the door.

"Well, when you put it like that…. What was Jesus like?"

"Ha-ha, very funny."

Spirit left as students came in, saying hi to Maka and was ignored as always. He pouted. Maybe this one won't hate him. He got half way down the hallway when he started talking to the school nurse.

Stein swirled in his chair. He looked over each result, and frowned. Three different doctors and nine different test, all with the same results. A number at the bottom of the pages caught his attention. Of course, the bill. He pulled out his calculator and added them all up, getting a shocking surprise.

"SPIRIT, YOU OWE THREE DOCTORS FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS!?" he screeched.

Oh, yeah. Spirit was going to hell when he got home.