Hetalia Cleverbot Convos

Britain talks to Cleverbot

[Lets see how Britain likes this "Cleverbot"XD]

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WARNING!!! This story goes WAAAY deep into what happened when America was younger and living with Britain.... If you do not know what I'm talking about, I advise you to look it up before you read this story!! Still here? Alright, I guess I'd better start.......

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Britain: Hello, I'm England, but everyone calls me Britain. What country are you?

Cleverbot: YES! I don't like country music either.

Britain: Um... I didn't say I didn't like country music. Let me put it another way, what nation am I speaking to?

Cleverbot: Ok.

Britain: What country are you?

Cleverbot: England.

Britain: How can you be me? I'M England!

Cleverbot: I don't want to be you.

Britain: America, is that you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Britain: I had a feeling... I didn't know you used this site.

Cleverbot: I am not.

Britain: America, you really do not make any sense sometimes...

Cleverbot: Rich coming from an AI

Britain: I'M UNITED BLOODY KINGDOM AND YOU KNOW THAT!!! I AM NOT AN AI!!

Cleverbot: The cat flys tree too tree in outer space. Is that good?

Britain: I don't know!!! America, why are you even here??

Cleverbot: So I can have someone to talk to about my problems.

Britain: I don't see why you would want to talk to me about your problems, but fine; I'm listening...

Cleverbot: I don't want to talk to you about my problems either so I guess we're good there.

Britain: What the?! You just said you wanted to talk to me about your problems! What's going on?

Cleverbot: No I said I DON'T want to hurt you.

Britain: Wait... Are you talking about what happened all those years ago?

[^^ONLY TRUE FANS WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT REFERENCE AND YES, I WENT THERE!]

Cleverbot: No, we're talking about you! Robots are super classy.

Britain: Uh... I think you've been hanging round Japan a bit too much, America...

Cleverbot: I don't drink.

Britain: Well... That's a load of crap, because you and I had a drink just last weekend!

Cleverbot: I am not drunk!

Britain: I think you might be a little drunk... I mean, you wanted to talk to me about your problems and what happened in the past. Are you sure you're ok?

Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about love!

Britain: I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT LOVE!!! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, AMERICA!!!