The New World

Chapter 9

This chapter is dedicated to the picture above. So click the picture and look at it.

"So let me get this straight," I say to Leafa. "I'm a UNICORN!"
Leafa smacks her head while I burst into laughter.
"For the last time Robin, you are not a unicorn!"

I make a stupid face and neigh.
"I'm pretty sure that means I'm a unicorn." I tell her.
Leafa shakes her head.

"Nope, no horn." She says matter-of-factually.
I look around and grab a stick. I hold it to my forehead and say,
"NO DENYING IT NOW! IM A UNICORN!"

Leafa shakes her head and chuckles. "You are just a weird person." She says. I shrug.

I prance around, neighing and pretending to be a unicorn. Heaven knows why.
I bump into a tree and the stick smacks my head.
"Ow!" I shout. I glare at the stick, now on the ground.
"I trusted you!" I fake a sad tone, despite the fact that I'm talking to a stick. "And you betray me like this! Now, you must be punished!"

I bring my foot down on the stick and splinter it into pieces.
A few moments later I fall to my knees and shout to the sky,

"WHAT HAVE I DONE! I killed my best friend! Noooooooooo!"
Leafa comes over and whispers in my ear,
"Your life must be pretty sad if your best friend is a stick."

I smack her playfully and stand up.
"Now can we please get going!" Leafa sighs impatiently.
"I don't have time to be playing with a stick!"

I laugh and follow her deeper into the forest.

And that's the kinda chapter you get when I'm bored. A completely random one. :P

EDIT (Like a year later): Holy crap what even is this chapter.