Brett!!!! Brett!!!! Brett!!!!
Brett "what the heck do you want its 6 am,"
Ash "you promised me,"
Brett "promised what?"
Ash "to help me make a cake for my little sister remember she want's a frozen cake!"
Brett "oh yeah that thing....""says the pregnant lady....."
Ash "get up we still have to make costumes and set up as well lazy!!"
Brett "ok ok I'm coming jesus."
Ash "ok ill start making costumes."
Brett "what do i do again."
Ash "dumbass go get the party decorations."
Brett "fine,what is the theme again...?"
Ash "frozen princess."
Brett" oh gawd."
-brett leaves and starts the car-
ASH POV
now,I need to find that rusty dusty sewing machine.hmm common zero lets go i. The attic.
-zero wags tail-
Zero" woof woof."
What a cutie.
-grabs attic ladder down-
-climbs-
Hmm now what box?
AH HA! I found it!! Wait... Why is there a doll in here?
-doll closes and opens eyes with a creepy smile.
.0. Why! Im bleeding out zero help!
I see a dark figure behind zero!
-bang- NO!
-Brett runs in-
ASH ZERO WHERE ARE YOU!!!
Ash "t-t-the attic help me....."
Brett "im coming!"
Ash "BRETT WHATCH OUT!"
Brett -takes a cross out- "bitch begone!"
"Ash.. Are you ok??"
Ash "get this voodoo doll out of this house!"
-helps ash-
Ash...what..why...cant you move...
Ash "brett...the. Baby's comming...
Bretts eyes burst up as he grabs ash lopike a baby and plants her in the car!
Ash "brett hurry!!"
Brett "i cant! To much god damn traffic"
Ash"brett!!!"
Oh gawd -he gets out and carrys her 16 miles to the hospital-
-he places her on the hospital bed- -falls on floor-
"oh my fucking god this will not happen again...."
Ash "um ill be here for 6months why you go get the car..."
Brett " GOD DAMNIT"
-doctor walks in -
Dr.smuffle "brett exit the premisis so we can give birth"
-he leaves-
Dr.smuffle " PUSH PUSH PUSH!!!
Ash" im pushing!"
Dr.smuffle "here it comes!"
-baby shoots out like a foot ball...-
Oh my gosh....
Its a transpgender...it was a boy but now its a girl....
Ooooooh gawd
Name the baby:ashley
-Brett walking in-
"This is ashley" said ash
"Aww how cute brett" responded
