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Jacke screamed, panicking.
"Damian! We got a major
situation!"

"Is Marshall's out of art
supplies?" Damian suggested.

"No! We have low ratings
on the show!" Jack cleared.

"So?"

"If they don't go up their
gonna cancel our show!"
Jack worried.

"Well maybe people find
this show boring." Damian
thought. " I know I do."

"We have to give what the
people like! So Damian
get naked." Jack demanded.

"No. Think of something
else that doesn't involve
nudity for once and use
it."

5 minutes later...

"Okey, even in my standards
this is f***ed up." Damian
though as he wore a bag
covering his hair.

"People please help donate
money for this poor girl to
save her from cancer!"
Jack shouted.

Some people gave a lot
money, some a little.

"How is this suppose to help?"
Damian questioned.

"I dont know." Jack answered.

"I feel like you should return
these people's money." Damian
spoke.

"Or, we can donate the money
to an actual cancer research
area with some hair donation."
Jack replied.

"That's not a bad idea, people
would like that, but no you
aren't cutting my hair."
Damian agreed.

"Don't worry... I know someone
who won't mind." Jack smirked.
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The next day...

Tsubasa woke up got dressed,
and headed to the bathroom.
He looked at himself in the
mirror and screamed, when
he saw him somewhat bald.

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"Got the hair!" Jack walked
in the house.

"Did you take that from that
one Toby guy?" Damian
wondered.

"No, I got it from the other
guy with white hair." Jack
mentioned.

"Ryuga." Damian guessed.

"...sh!t forgot to get his."
Jack growled. "No, I got
it from Tsubasa."

"Oh, the ripoff of Inyuasha
yeah okey!" Damian nodded.

"Anyways, to the cancer place!"
Jack shouted.

"... What are you pointing at?"
Damian though.

Once they got their they donated
money, and gave the hair!
Then a few days later they got
a letter.

"Damian!!!!" Jack shouted.

"What!" Damian groaned.

"Our rating are still low!"
Jack panicked.

"Okey..."

"What are we gonna do!?"
Jack yelled.

"I dont know and get outta
my face." Damian pushed
Jack away.

"I know!" Jack got an idea.

"Why are we at the pound?"
Damian asked.

"Where getting a pet, what
pet do you want?" Jack
explained.

"A dog." Damian suggested.

"What kind?" Jack asked.

"Doberman" Damain answered.

"Oke- hey look a cage full
of them!" Jack pointed.
Hey there- AH!" Jack yelled.

Damian looked at him confused.
"Little f**ker bit me!" Jack
added.

"Which one?" Damian asked.

"That one." Jack pointed to the
smaller puppy. Damian looked
at it. The puppy stared back.
And that's when he knew...

...He's the one...

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