The Jack and Damian Show

Episode 11: NO!!!!!

Damian was upstairs playing
with his new pet. Jack was
downstairs listening, this
upset Jack. Especially when
the dog was near by it wouldn't
allow him to get close to
Damian.

"Stupid dog...." Jack mumbled.

"Jack, I'm walking Kerbex."
Damian said as he headed
out.

"Can I come?" He asked.

"Kerbex you want him to come?"
Damian asked.

"You named him Kerbex?"
Jack mentioned.

Damian nodded, Kerbex
growled at Jack. "Who the
heck you growling!" Jack
shouted at it and smacked.

Then Damian slapped
Jack. "Don't hit my baby!"

"It's peeping on my foot!"
He yelled. "Cause he's not
house trained!" Damian
mentioned.

Jack groaned as he walked
away. Damian walked out.
Everything was going good.

Until...

.

.

.

. A 2016 Lexus LX hit them.

By them I mean Kerbex.

You'll never guess who was
driving it.

"Shit!" Cursed Ryo.

"YOU KILLED MY PUPPY!"
yelled Damian.

"I. am SO sorry, what- what
about you are you okey?"
Ryo cautioned.

"DO I LOOK LIKE IM OKEY?
YOU RAN OVER MY DOG...
he- he had a full life ahead of
him." A tear rolled down.

Kerbex would grow up to be
a good dog...

One day meet a girl...

They would mate to make
babies and be stuck for like
an hour.

Kerbex would have a family.

Eventually, Kerbex would
start growing old and just
lye around till he makes
babies again...and again...
then again...but probably
not the same girl though.
Cause he'll be pulling girls
in like the way he mates.

Eventually he'll fall asleep...

and he'll die. Peacfully.

"BUT THAT'S NOT GONNA
HAPPEN CAUSE YOU KILLED
HIM! First I hated your son,
and now I hate you!"

Ryo wasn't really listening
cause he was thinking how to
clean it, so the car dealer
wouldn't notice.

"MOTHAF*CKA YOU AREN'T
EVEN-" Damian raged.

Finally, Ryo listened and looked
at the dead dog.

"Your dogs not a boy..." He
mentioned.

"I'm pretty sure I KNOW my
dog gender." Damian assured.

"Your dog has no balls."

"..." Damian's left eye was
twitching. He pulled out his
beyblade and launched it at
Ryo's car with full power.

"WTF I JUST BOUGHT
THAT!" Ryo yelled.

Damian didn't care, he
just walked epically away
with an explosion being
him.

In loving memory of Kerbex